Personal Space Enforcement Tee

Keep back or get chased.
The Personal Space Enforcement Officer is on duty, and she does not do warnings. Badge stamped, coral beat assigned, attitude regulation-issue.
The joke checks out with marine biologists. Hawaii’s state fish, the humuhumunukunukuapuaʻa, patrols its own patch of reef and enforces the boundary against fish, crabs, and the occasional snorkeler who drifts into the zone. It grunts its complaints out loud and chases offenders off the premises. No citation. Straight to pursuit.
The design prints in a vintage badge layout with distressed type, retro waves, a “KEEP BACK OR GET CHASED” stamp, the officer herself mid-patrol, and her full division name in twelve Hawaiian syllables across the bottom.
The garment
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight ring-spun cotton. It softens with every wash and holds its color season after season. Relaxed fit with a broken-in feel from day one.
Seven colors to choose from
Garment-dyed shades from pale sand tones to deep navy and black. The vintage print sits right at home on every one. Pick your favorite from the dropdown.
Wear it, gift it
Crowded beaches, family reunions, the middle seat on the flight to Kona. A ready gift for the introvert, the snorkeler with stories, the fish nerd, and anyone whose bubble has a posted perimeter.
Follow the honu. Find your holoholo.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft and pre-shrunk
– Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
– Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
– Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean, comfortable fit
– Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Size guide
Lay a well-fitting tee flat and compare it to the chest and length measurements below.

Chest is measured flat, armpit to armpit — double it for the full chest circumference. Runs true to size for a relaxed, unisex fit.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean