Certified Tourist Humbler Tee

Keeping tourists humble since forever.
The Certified Tourist Humbler holds her credential with pride. No mercy, all attitude, stamped and sealed with a hibiscus.
Ask anyone who has snorkeled Hawaii’s reefs. The humuhumunukunukuapuaʻa, the state fish itself, has a long record of putting visitors in their place. It claims a patch of coral, patrols it on a schedule, and chases off anything that swims in uninvited, up to and including humans who paid for the excursion. You came 3,000 miles for this reef. She was born on it. The certification writes itself.
The design prints in a vintage varsity style with distressed type, retro sunset waves, palm silhouettes, a NO MERCY seal, and the humbler herself mid-patrol.
The garment
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight ring-spun cotton. It softens with every wash and holds its color season after season. Relaxed fit with a broken-in feel from day one.
Seven colors to choose from
Garment-dyed shades from pale sand tones to deep navy and black. The vintage print sits right at home on every one. Pick your favorite from the dropdown.
Wear it, gift it
Snorkel excursions, beach days, the airport on the way home. A ready gift for the local who tolerates visitors, the snorkeler who got chased and loved it, the fish nerd, and anyone whose vacation photos include one blurry fish pursuing the camera.
Follow the honu. Find your holoholo.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft and pre-shrunk
– Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
– Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
– Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean, comfortable fit
– Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Size guide
Lay a well-fitting tee flat and compare it to the chest and length measurements below.

Chest is measured flat, armpit to armpit — double it for the full chest circumference. Runs true to size for a relaxed, unisex fit.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean