I Survived Snorkeling Tee

I almost survived snorkeling in Hawaii.
Sharks encountered: zero. Angry reef triggerfish: one. The checkbox tells the whole story.
Every year, visitors wade into Hawaii’s shallows braced for fins and jaws, and the animal that actually comes for them is a foot-long fish with a pig snout and a property dispute. The humuhumunukunukuapuaʻa, Hawaii’s own state fish, guards its patch of coral against all comers and chases off snorkelers who linger too long over the wrong rock. Nobody gets hurt. Everybody gets a story.
The design prints in a vintage souvenir style with distressed type, retro waves, palms, hibiscus, and the culprit herself, unrepentant, front and center above the incident report.
The garment
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight ring-spun cotton. It softens with every wash and holds its color season after season. Relaxed fit with a broken-in feel from day one.
Seven colors to choose from
Garment-dyed shades from pale sand tones to deep navy and black. The vintage print sits right at home on every one. Pick your favorite from the dropdown.
Wear it, gift it
The flight home, the photo dump caption, next year’s trip. A ready gift for the snorkeler with a survival story, the vacation buddy who screamed first, and anyone whose closest call in Hawaii had fins and a grudge.
Follow the honu. Find your holoholo.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft and pre-shrunk
– Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
– Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
– Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean, comfortable fit
– Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Size guide
Lay a well-fitting tee flat and compare it to the chest and length measurements below.

Chest is measured flat, armpit to armpit — double it for the full chest circumference. Runs true to size for a relaxed, unisex fit.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean